Just when I needed it most, I awoke to an email from some friends I haven't heard from in years. Seems the McAfee Team misses me and they are a little concerned. My software has expired (about six years ago, but they don't mention that).
Because they like me, they're giving me a Special Deal to renew! They want me to Be Protected. They care about my peace of mind (*sniff*). They've got my back.
That's what friends do.
Wait a sec... something about money... $14.99??? They want money???
Classic.
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