Lawnmower Man spent about forty five minutes riding his four wheeler around his little patch of a yard today. I'm assuming this was made more thrilling for him since his license was revoked quite some time ago. Since then, along with the "operating motor vehicles only in the yard" restriction, he's been reduced to sauntering through town on foot (shirtless- for some odd reason).
Later, I saw him with a custom built leaf blower strapped to his back, chasing a leaf across his back yard. This leaf blower looked like it was dreamed up by some 1960's "B" movie effects guy.
I'm pretty sure it might be the Eureka vacuum cleaner I threw out a few years ago.
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