Thursday, December 4, 2014

Newsflash

Apparently Charlene, who's working at the Walmart "Site to Store" counter, has just called her mom to tell her that she is NOT going to the gym today! She has been "running my ass off all day long in this damn store!" To make matters worse, "it doesn't help that Brian is taking his damn sweet time going out back, every time he has to get a package."

Brian counters that it's not his fault because he's "never worked in this department before. I don't even know how I got stuck here, anyway."

This concludes today's update. You may now resume your life...

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