Don't Even Doubt!

I have suddenly become very popular. Within two short weeks, I’ve received the following emails at work:

Someone named Nata writes: 
Hi, sweet!
I am Nata. I want to know you better. I am looking for long-term relations. 
Are you looking for the same? Then you need just write to my e-mail and know me better.
You will not lose anything. Why not to try?

Olga writes (Twice!): 
Hi there sweet!
Would you mind to finding a young and nice girl of 24?
My name is Olga. I am from Russia.
Have you ever heard that the loveliest girls in the world live in my country? Don't even doubt!
I want to invite you to a very nice international family life agency where hundreds of single people are looking for their future lovers.
I long for finding a special person for serious relations or even family life.
Aren't you the one I am searching for?

Elana writes (3 times!!!): 
Hi there sweet!
Would you mind to finding a young and nice girl of 24?My name is Olga. I am from Russia.
Have you ever heard that the loveliest girls in the world live in my country? Don't even doubt!
I want to invite you to a very nice international family life agency where hundreds of single people are looking for their future lovers.
I long for finding a special person for serious relations or even family life.
Aren't you the one I am searching for?

And someone named Laura (not my sister. I think.): 
Hey, how are you?
Hope everything is going well and you are open for communication with me.I am a Russian girl who wants to find friends abroad. 
I like you, and want you to check my photos

Apparently, Russia has an abundance of twenty-four year olds.

See, the key problem here is not that someone thinks I’m an idiot. The case for that could be made either way. No, the problem is that whomever is sending these things, is working on the assumption that offering some kind of a “relationship”, is something I’m after.

The reality is quite the opposite. There’s a reason I don’t belong to social networks and the reason is, I’m not particularly social.

At least here I can post all I want without the hassle of having to have a conversation.