Photo Gallery

I'll get around to posting something at some point. I think. Until then, here's some lovely photographs I took with my own two thumbs. Enjoy!

I'm pretty sure this is a partial portrait of the side of my hand, no doubt missing whatever once in a lifetime shot I was trying to get.

 I'm not sure what this is. I think it might involve me tripping and falling onto the couch. At least, I like to think so.

This one I really have no idea. I'm thinking it might involve food.

This one obviously is a photo of some Venetian blinds. How or why I accidentally took this photo, I have no idea (though, I guess that answers part of my own question.) This isn't even in my own house, which happens to be about the only place I know of that has any Venetian blinds. I like to look at this photo while the song "Private Investigations" runs through my mind. (If you're not familiar with the song, you probably shouldn't even be on this blog... But that's ok. For you, I'll make an exception.

I think this one might be a sunrise on Venus. How it got in my camera, I'm not sure, but it may have something to do with the aliens that come and visit me every night. (They think I'm sleeping, but I hear Every. Single. Word.)

I call this one, "Self Portrait." I think it looks pretty much how I would look if I were sculpted out of asphalt.

Here's another self portrait, capturing what many feel is my best side - which is, the toe area of my right foot - but only if my sneaker's on. If my sneaker is off, then the opinions tend to be exactly the opposite.

That's it for right now. Feel free to print them out and make your own captions. Rest assured that none of these are copyrighted, and even if they were, I have no inclination to sue anybody (despite my constantly saying otherwise.)