Sunday, August 16, 2020

News From My Neighborhood

I would like to thank my oblivious neighbors for going out and buying a new dog who pretty much barks nonstop all day long. This neighborhood was way too quiet before you folks stepped in and took corrective action! Hearing nothing but the sounds of birds singing (and admittedly, the occasional sounds of distant traffic) was getting way too monotonous for my tastes.

Judging from the dog's still youthful, though no longer puppy-like appearance, I'm thinking that this is either a rescue dog or a dog that some non-insane person had dropped off to "go live on a farm" somewhere (which I guess, technically, still makes it a rescue dog). Thankfully, my kindhearted, self-absorbed neighbors have opened their home, their hearts, and our neighborhood, to this exuberant and outspoken piece of joy.

I just hope and pray that this pooch isn't one of those dogs that one day (maybe soon) goes berserk and turns on it's owners, leaving them in a somewhat tragic, possibly semi-alive condition. 

That would be a real shame.

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