The Big Apple

As many of my loyal followers are aware, Rachael and I made a lightning trip to New York City this past Sunday. While she went to her auditions, I was free to take in the sights and smells that only this World Class City can offer. Once I recover from all of the excitement, I may decide to write a little bit about it. Until then, feast your eyes on these breathtaking, heart stopping pictures below of The City That NEVER Sleeps! Enjoy!!!!

Times Square, the very epitome of American Culture. Drink it in my friend. Drink it in.

Hungry? Well, get ready to feast... at an authentic Sbarro! This city does indeed specialize in ethnic cuisine, as only New York can! I'm getting hungry all over again.

Here's a crowd lining up for an honest to goodness BROADWAY SHOW!!! I can't remember the name of it, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't "Live! Girls! Girls! Girls!". That one was playing a couple of blocks over.

Next to food and entertainment, what is New York famous for? That's right, Fashion! Nothing but the finest synthetic leopard skins are right here in NYC!

This was going to be Number One in a series I was planning to call "Sewers of New York City". That was before I discovered that all the sewers pretty much looked the same. By the way, since when do we buy our sewer grates from India? This is almost the capital of America, damn it. We should be buying them from our own sewer grate manufacturers!

Bummer! You mean to tell me I came all the way to New York City only to find out Spandex World is closed???

No wonder they call this "The Greatest City in the World"! Mail delivery on Sundays?!! No way!!!

This was kind of a downer. Sponge Bob panhandling on the streets of Time Square. Hang in there buddy!

And finally, what trip to New York City would be complete without seeing the Statue of Liberty? Over 125 years young and still looking good! You go girl! USA! USA!