Guess which of the below is the most fun you can have while sitting in a windy and cold football stadium:
a) Sitting directly in front of a group of loud, beer lubricated football "experts" who generously share their knowledge and nonstop wit, while using their fifteen word vocabularies- half of which are swears?
b) Sitting in front of the lubricated parents as their prepubescent spawns are continuously screeching in their one octave shy of dog whistle voices, while they bang on the seats in front of them- all in a delightful display of their innocent rambunctiousness?
c) Sitting in the seat diagonally behind a huge woman who's crammed into a too-small seat, while she continually dumps fistfuls of popcorn into her gaping maw, only to have the wind blow about a third of the popcorn onto you like yellow, buttery snow?
If you answered, "Gee, I can't decide. They all sound so great!", then give yourself a pat on the back. The answer is: " All of them"
It is The Most Fun You Can Have!
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