Monday, December 31, 2018

At the Movies

I brought Sam to the movies this afternoon. What was the movie, you ask? Aquaman, but that's irrelevant.

What was the best part of the movie, you ask? Good question! The best part happened near the beginning of the movie.

Pirates had just taken over a submarine (don't ask). After the pirates had, shall we say, "disabled" much of the crew, the Lead Pirate captures the captain of the sub. The captain tells L.P. something, which I couldn't make it out, and L.P. responds by saying to the captain, "I'll make a deal with you. I don't tell you how to captain - and you don't tell me how to pirate!" - then he stabs the captain, killing him.

From the darkness of the theater, you hear Sam say, "WHAAAT??!?? THAT'S NOT A DEAL!!!!

That was the best part. Two thumbs up.

1 comment:

rachael said...

Hahahahahahaha

This is HILARIOUS.
and Yes, Sam is (of course) SPOT ON.

Hahaha
this is great, thanks.
(Glad none of my roommates are currently home, so they can't hear me laughing)