Thanks Anyway

When I was backing my car into the driveway today, I noticed what appeared to be a face in the pealing paint and wood grain on the side of my garage.

If I were a very religious person, which I'm not (and by the way, Jesus is ok about it), I would say it was the face of God.

But since I'm not, I'm pretty sure it's just the tree spirit who sacrificed himself so that I would have a place to park my car, which would be great- unfortunately it's completely packed with crap.