I spotted this stressed-out looking guy at the grocery store tonight. Near as I can figure, he found one heck of a bargain on corn-on-the-cob and was frantically dialing his cell phone, all the while clutching the mother-load.
I would have waited to see the outcome of this little drama but he noticed me watching him - and that made us both a little uncomfortable.
Damn it! Just get your ass down here... and bring the truck! |
1 comment:
ahhhhhahhahahahha
(he probably works for a restaurant?)
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