Tuesday, June 7, 2022

On the Road

I don't understand how this guy ended up having a stitched together rear bumper and rear quarter panel. Protection-wise, he seems to have all his bases covered. 

He's got the required two American  flags - one taped to the front antenna, one planted firmly in the wound in the back. He's got the official American flag decal in his rear window. He's got the 'Jesus is Lord' bumper sticker securely duct taped to his trunk. And he's even got the deluxe Jesus fish with the America flag fish body (just as Jesus intended) stuck to his bumper.

Maybe all this damage has something to do with the fact that, judging from the fact that his head apparently doesn't reach the top of his headrest, this guy must be about three feet tall.

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